Jimmy Kimmel: New Era of Obama Jokes
Bald Truth Staff, (c) www.artharris.com
With comedian Jimmy Kimmel testing the waters of what’s PC joking about the first black President, we thought we’d ask if you’d heard any good ones we might send him?
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December 5th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Art either Jimmy Kimmel slipped the koolaid one by those boys or I have been reading the bloggs to long.I think most of us know what people mean when they talk about drinking the koolaid.
December 5th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Gosh seems all that stuff in the middle of those grocery stores, packed in boxes and cans is ‘laced’ with tons and tons of it….that so-called koolaid crap, nonsense.
Some of it sure does taste good.
“Smell ice did you?”
Real nice, just blame it on someone else.
Ready, set go…2 for the money, 2 for the shoe, 3 to get ready…
What?
December 5th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
African Americans and blacks in general have a healthy sense of humor. We can laugh at ourselves. Watch any black comedy.
White comedians are just too politically correct.
If they are concerned that their jokes maybe offensive to blacks, why not have the same consideration to all other races.
Besides, it is time for blacks to grow up. We have no problem joking about whiteys, lets take it in the same spirit when the joke is on us.
December 6th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Art
Comedians in Africa are having a field day with Obama.
But liberals here at home pretend to be soooo sensitive – We cannot even talk about “kool-aid drinkers” anymore. You introduced us to the term, surely you would have known if it was some kind of racial slur.
I am sure Rev Wright is also having a field day with it. He did say Michelle will be the first black woman to sleep in the White House legally. Oh and the brothers said she is the First Lady with a butt!! Ain’t that right!
December 7th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Sure wish more had a sense of humor…seems to be a HUGE, GIGANTIC PROBLEM IN THAT MIDDLE EAST.
Seems we are blessed to become another, metropolis…like Dubai and India…employment hallalujia (sp? lol).
Meanwhile back in the jungle, seems a whole lotta people are starving for need of education and faith.
It’s a drug war isn’t it?
A bunch of Jim Jones’ preachers…with deep pockets and no conscience…and the ‘Breeding’ goes on and on…
No hope in living and just a bunch of aftermath…little boys with nothin better to do than impregnate, or propogate hate…where ever they go…it really boils down to what they were taught…or taught not.
Twisted artificial ‘happiness’ to hurt others and not know what it is to have a good meal and a hardy laugh.
Never mind me, of course.
Wierd that ‘The Media’ doesn’t confront the duality of those ‘Obamas’ instead all we get a commercial every 6 seconds, now it used to be 7.
Jimmie ain’t no Leno!!!
Guess it’s Osama and Obama…and ‘contracting dissagreements’ moving earth.
Heaven help us, LOL.
Last to know…can’t prove it, though.
Just seems…sew!!!
December 9th, 2008 at 2:43 am
Gosh, funny word…I’m justin timbers…waiting for Britney to do herself in to become a celebrity or a legand.
When I look to the left and see the ‘line up’ and see those numbers in parens…
And who gets the most ‘hits?’
Makes me dizzy to think, we don’t want good we want to throw stones.
And, can you just imagine what a ‘Terrorist’ feels just before he aims for the perfection of some nonsense…
Cause Truth be told…he didn’t belive in himself and thought he/she had no future in living life on this tiny blue dot.
What a gosh, darn, awful shame.
Can you imagine giving someone a little food and petting…not too, much.
Just enough to give them something to pass on to the next generation.
And a little tickle and a small, smile and enough composition to keep them heartily alive.
Never mind me, I’m really just exploring words and phrases and trying to find a little happiness.
Have you ever seen a new born baby smile?
I have.
December 9th, 2008 at 2:52 am
This ‘new generation’ will need a new Leno and Letterman, too1
All things great and small.
Jimmie might just be ‘the ticket.’
Does Whoopie have any Kids?
Sure hope so.
December 9th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rjIrNRVlXo
Finally he can have a little fun after all those health issues.
December 11th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Here’s a good one…’Needle Art.’
December 11th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Oh, I guess you wanted something about ‘That First Black President’…
I think his name was Clinton!
That’s a joke.
December 11th, 2008 at 8:45 am
I’m getting a little out of hand…sure do trust you moderators.
December 11th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
“MUTTS” was really good today…’Best I’ve seen’ (reminds me of a line from “Titanic.”)
Anyway…what a cute puppy “A Pit Bull With Lipstick.”
Somehow, I don’t think that’s an ‘Art Original.’
Bet someone else said ‘it’ first…long ago, and far away.
Maybe?
December 11th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Sure do have a lot of respect for ‘That Lady’…
Reminds me of lovely Disney animation…and animals eating spaghetti…did I spell that right…sure was fun trying?
Now I almost forgot what I was going to type….hmmmmmm.
Darn it I did!!!
Just to many tangents…my mind reminds me of fireworks.
Really don’t much like all that gun powder but that is the best use of it.
I’ll remember eventually, maybe and come back.
December 16th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
There was a really good cartoon in my newspaper today.
There were a couple of ‘donkeys’ looking over a fence at Obama’s new dog.
It didn’t have lipstick on, but a rather nice spiked collar.
I’m feeling optimistic today.
Maybe Obama ‘played’ those Chicago hoodlums all along, and now he has risen above them.
Wish I could think of an original joke. Give me enough time and maybe I will.
I do love to brainstorm.
December 17th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
At first I was lookin’ for a place by Art Harris to ‘transplant’ this ‘hair,’ yet, now I believe he has a prety, good enough staff…so, here it goes.
’m gonna miss President Bush…”George?”
You know every generation gets their ‘leader’ I guess.
And, they all make mistakes, and get a lot of things right.
Just like parents, do.
December 19th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
I am really looking forward to some fun and games, as long as no one gets hurt, although that seems impossible.
I still think Obama is nearly white…reminds me of Tiger Woods…now Michelle she reminds me of a Tiger protecting her cubs.
Wish I could think of something funny to say…just give me some time to get comfortable with this.
I already miss George…and Laura, what a gracious lady…yet I know she’s read enough.
December 19th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
So now I know what ‘is’ is, it is a production company….
Meanwhile, while men are busy getting women pregnated they think it has nothing do with them them…and has everything to do with holding us responsible…like we are ‘eve’ in a garden of evil…and it’s a price we must pay…that has nothing do do with sperm…’That Darn Little Snake’…it’s just a worm.
Be happy, don’t have an abortion even if you are raped…you never know what good might come from that…go ahead and pay the price…that man will end up in a hell all his own…I’m sure of that.
December 31st, 2008 at 3:12 am
Just grin and bear it…
Can’t believe I wrote that.
Dear Art,
Please, delete or rather ‘abort’ my comment #17.
I think that’s OKay now.
Although there’s something, just so natural about it.
So, maybe just “Let It Be.”
I vaguely remember a race car driver with a similar name, as this comedian.
I’m just palin nuts, never mind me.
The News seems to always get the best of me…..couldn’t think of nothin’ better to say.
Does this guy have any lineage (is that the word I’m looking for?)….to a race car driver I’m thinkin’ of?
Nver mind me.
I’ll learn sooner or later, to think before I type or speak…and studder.
The new ‘Jay Leno,’ maybe?
Hopefully…
Like him better than the guy with ‘orange’ hair.
It just seems like maybe ‘This One’ has earned it the hard way, rather than (Rather) being born with it.
Like I said before never mind me, I’m just figuring out loud.
January 18th, 2009 at 6:38 am
Yep, I’m totally nuts now wondering where to ‘plant’ this…
# freida1 Said,
Interesting ‘line up’ for the Presidential ‘Photo Op,’ I thought.
I really have a great deal of respect for all of them, regardless of how they are elected…
Hopefully they aren’t ‘just elected’…because a bunch of “US” are dumb and have no idea what that job means.
They are not just ‘pretty people.’
Reminds me of ‘Rice.’
Tough as nails, and got stuck with 9/11…was ’someone’ or some ‘government’ trying to play HER.
Imagine, wasn’t she the ‘first lady’ in ‘that office?’
Kinda makes you think anyway.
But then I’m just nuts.
Posted on January 18th, 2009 at 5:33 am
# freida1 Said,
Hey, I think I’m gonna ‘copy and paste’ and ‘post’ that over there on Art Harris’ site.
Reminds me of a song…something about….’over hill, over dale’…now that reminds of evans….and a horse, of course…and “Roy Rogers.”
LOL
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