Pellicano Trial: Chris Rock Testifies, No Joke!
Chris Rock and Alleged Hollywood Honey Trap Named Monika
By John Nazarian, (c) www.artharris.com, all rights reserved
LOS ANGELES, April 5—-It is almost 8:05 AM and (comedian) Chris Rock teeters into the room…
He walks as if he is approaching an electric chair. You cannot hear, “I do,” as in to tell the truth, and he sits like a 4th grader having to go and tinkle….he may be funny at times, but he is not funny today…he looks to be recovering from a stroke! His responses are low and garbled and the judge tells him to speak up.
Ironically his testimony comes in the middle of his “No Apologies” tour. Maybe no apologies … probably many regrets!
Mr. and Mrs. Chris Rock, in Happier Days
Chris Rock has had relations with Monica Zubrita, a “model” from Hungary, and as often happens, it goes from love to shit in minutes!
She will contact him and tell him that she is pregnant and wants him to pay; Chris being who he is calls his lawyer, Steve Barnes.
Who tells him to call Anthony Pellicano…he does, and now he sits in Federal Court and most of the world has heard Pellicano’s tape of him and what he said as to how he does it Rock-style (this is a tape that fell into the hands of a former NY Times reporter and who played it for the world…this same reporter was served a temporary restraining order on this matter yesterday)!
For the rest of the story go to desperateexes.com.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:14 am
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April 7th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
All I have to say is and the beat goes on millions spent so some could in the end go to jail???
April 8th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
It is always amazing how those who portray the picture of a self-assured he-man, who rock those swooners surrounding them, quickly crumble when faced with their own mortality in a witness chair. This is my generalization, since I am not familiar with any particular “rock start.”
In all my years in this planet, the only man I find worthy of admiration is Howard K. Stern — and I am not “love sick”; I am old enough to be his mother.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Sorry, I meant rock star, not rock start!
April 9th, 2008 at 2:17 am
I left this comment on JJN’s site:
It’s hard to see Chris Rock not in a comedy situation, even though he got in his quip “I’m not a cop”:
In the Bee Movie: the cow asked “are you a lawyer?” Bullmoose said ” well I have always been a parasite, so I got me a briefcase”. He is so funny!
Of course, that doesn’t apply to all lawyers, I just thought it was humerous.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Someday I’m sure ‘The Rock’ will be taken seriously.
April 12th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
You got that right Freida.he sure got caught with his pants down so to speak.I also with JN think pellicano knows more than he is telling I think he figures he has other backing to maybe try and get out of this mess.The telling thing is the other clients that were not brought forward by the government for whatever reasons.If these men are not found guility on all counts it will be a big surprise to me.
April 25th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Chris is cute, funny, smart, and dirty as all get out!