Hollywood PI Poses With His Fancy Wheels In Beverly Hills

By John Nazarian, (c) www.artharris.com, all rights reserved

Well after a long break from the land of “Omerta,” we were all back and into the swing of things.

My son Mikee and I arrived a little early and we both noticed that the defendants and their lawyers have issues in their style and dress!

Arneson is always dressed to the nines, a little bit more polish and he would look like the guys at RHD — Robbery Homicide Division of the Los Angeles Police Department are some very smart dressers.

Then we have Mr. Kachikian, who wears the same thing every day: blue pullover with yellow collar and boring. Turner also seems to be wearing the same or close to the same each day as does Nicheri…it is almost as if they are practicing for the day the government will dress them and they will not have a choice! Braun and Muller are the best-dressed lawyers — Braun must have dozens of suits, I have not seen him wear the same one twice. Pellicano is in his prison garb and appears to enjoy it, and he does look comfortable!

Prior to allowing the jury in, the defense and the prosecution in concert with Judge Fischer discussed rumblings of a Lily LeMasters and a Heidi Fleiss connection! What? Ho No! And it is going to get worse: the prosecution mentions ever so casually that Lily was a target of the government a few years ago.

Oh, but wait, Pellicano chimes in and tells the court that Lily got into trouble and he had to find her a lawyer and she was a “Queen for a Day” and avoided prosecution! Hell, I know lots of Queens, some for a day and some for years, what the hell is this about? Pellicano was wondering if Lily and that “bowel full of poop” she was about to blow in his direction could be short circuited. The judge couldn’t care less as it had nothing to do with the issues at hand. So Pellicano was given a Hefty Hefty Bag and cut a hole out for his head and waited for the onslaught! POO in the HOLE! Prepare a broadside!

Oh, by the way, this is Judge Dale Fischer’s 11th year, St. Patricks Day is the date that she first became a judge! Congrats to the judge! Well the feds flew some more suits out from Quantico to testify as to how they got what they got, and on it went.

Dancing with the Stars has nothing on Dancing with the Pelican!

And did Pellicano dance, shuffled like Ali and did flips like the X-Beatle witch with the fake leg! And at times he had the poor technician wishing this guy had hung himself in his cell the night before.

Anthony for awhile was trying to cloud the process, conjecturing that the evidence taken from his computers may have been tampered with…no one was buying this except him and Arneson, and Arneson at this point is easy! Keep Anthony away from the books he is sounding a little like a lawyer!

I will even take it a step further, Pellicano looked like Roy Rogers working two ropes and the little cowboy hat was all there…in my mind at least! The technician was looking confused and was wearing a hole in his pants as he squirmed in his seat.

For the rest of the story, go to Desperate Exes: http://desperateexes.com/2008/03/19/pellicano-trial-happy-birthday-mr-president/

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